mmmmmmmmmmmm port wine cheese. I’d take a vat of that over kids any day.

or Rugrats?

if you use my backwards family as a reference, he invented racism too.

what’s this from? I don’t recognize it

my grandmother took me to see that movie TWICE at the theaters just so she could see that butt. Grandmas are awesome.

don’t hold your breath.... they never connect the dots.

I wish Lego still operated that way... have you seen the “girl” kits vs the “boy/unisex” ones? blah.

I guess it’s my privilege showing... but why couldn’t they just take her back to her foster home? Why did she have to go to jail? It isn’t even clear if she actually hit her egg donor or was the aggressor in this situation. Seems like the best course of action would be to get her out of that house and to a safer…

white girl, born in the 80s, was a Dallas fan for awhile... but mostly just because I had a big fat crush on Troy Aikman back in his super bowl days... now at 35, I’m like meh, football?

I took it as Bradshaw saying Tomlin coaches like a girl... because TB comes from a time when doing ANYTHING like a girl is an insult.  

yes please!!

I have this nightmare too.

The Mostly Naked Cowboy just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

I completely agree with you.... you cannot steal someone, that someone has to make themselves available to you. HOWEVER, it’s shitty behavior to go after someone who you know is married/otherwise involved with someone else. It’s shittier to cheat on your spouse/significant other. If you want to be single or see other…

But at least your gross husband would be out of the house? And you can watch the cute pool boy do what pool boys do.

maybe they should be threefold.

same. My BF isn’t even (that much of) an odd duck and he occasionally goes to the movies alone, if it’s something he wants to see that no one else does, he’ll go by himself. It’s really not that big of a deal.

if you lived the “luxury life” why would you be working retail (I say as someone who spent a lot of years working retail).

I think FOREVER is a long time to commit yourself to anything. Maybe you’ll be single, maybe you’ll meet someone... as long as you do what makes you happy that’s what really matters.

it was probably something minor and stupid... like Monica borrowed Brandy’s favorite shoes, that were a gift from her GODMOTHER, and didn’t even offer to replace them.... then one thing lead to another and now 20 years later they’re still fighting and no one knows why Brandy is still upset over that stupid scuff mark…