ugh.... I hate the whole “boys {kids} need their dads” in order to grow up to be decent members of society mentality. No, kids need GOOD strong role models, who are not necessarily blood related. If your parent is the kind of dirt bag who would abuse their own child in this manner, you don’t need that monster in your…

I feel like #YESallMen should be insulted by the whole excusing shitty behavior as “masculine impulses” or “boys will be boys”... because good, decent human beings DON’T DO THIS SHIT. Instead so many are like “Kanye shrug” or they don’t want to rock the boat, afraid that if they say “hey stop this! it isn’t right,…

she was sick at the concert I attended last month....

If this were the Game of Thrones, Trump would be Robert Baratheon and Pence would be the entire Lannister family.

people who think teachers’ lives aren’t stressful known a teacher outside of the classroom... and even then they must have not spent much time in a classroom either.

You know why the train is going off the cliff?

is that the reversible one that is plaid on the inside?

Obvs Ben isn’t dating Taylor... he’s totally dating Jennifer Lawrence... BenJen3.0! (totally just made that up)

and if you put them all together you might get a functioning neuron.

because they don’t really have minority friends... they have people of color who work with and are friendly with... they do however have wives, sisters, daughters, and mothers and would be horrified if something like that happened to their families.  

the Cliff’s Notes version, and what comes printed on their Chick Filet wrappers.

yESSSSSSSSSSSS

she clutched her pearls so hard they tore off her neck and disappeared into the abyss.

Also, I want to see Hillary get in Formation in full Beyonce garb. #Slayallday!

omg my favorite thing about turning 27 (years ago) was aging out of my gross uncle’s BFF’s attraction zone. He is a disgusting unpolished turd and I’m not sure why my uncle has remained friends with him except for childhood loyalties... but it was so nice to know I’d be invisible after a certain age.

there’s probably an ironclad prenup on her marriage though.... where Daddy’s money will only cost her soul, what was she really going to do with that anyway?

don’t we all? I mean my stepdad is fairly awesome... there are some definite flaws, but he’s been a good dad to me... my biodad? I’d trade him in a hot second.

the best most luxurious golden toilet.

I miss Lindy.

more like T-1000. That cop thing was terrifying, much like Pence.