I don’t see President Obama as a Slytherin though. I’d sort him into Griffyndor.

My guess is that it’s more snark than shade, but I’m no expert

is he Crabbe or Goyle?

She could be Ravenclaw too...

yeah, I thought I was being silly... I guess it didn’t translate well.

re: Heidi... My guess? Sexy Storm Trooper.

she’s totally anti-vaxx too isn’t she? anyone placing odds?

Janna Kramer. I can’t even imagine what that could have been like, it’s so scary.

laughing so hard I can’t breathe @ “Hank Hill’s dad” seriously, had to explain why I was laughing to a coworker, and now she can’t breathe either.

OMG... my BFF once PS’d a pic so that it looks like I’m sitting on Chris H’s lap. I have a fun little album with my celebrity boyfriends.

she probably appeared older than her chronological age and they couldn’t restrain themselves. Peen gonna do what peen gonna do.

and she was only 16, why was she even at a frat house, she really should have known better. /s (but I’m sure people are saying and meaning it already)

Then there was the whole mermaid controversy (non controversy)

yeah, when I saw that tweet I was like “...........but Kim doesn’t drink? I mean I haven’t been keeping up, but I’m pretty sure that’s a real thing”

exactly. She can’t sit with us.

and I bet she pronounced it “EYE-talian”

She looks amazing.

So many comments make me make these faces... I don’t know why one is huge and the other is tiny.

there’s already someone on the tread acting like she’s ridiculous because he’d never sleep with her, why would she think she’d get raped (paraphrasing).

she’s the Jeb! of the family. Sad!