Really? Veterans can’t handle PTSD... this guy can’t even handle mean tweets.

when I see the name Pascal, this is what I think.

it doesn’t belong in dirt bag either... it could have easily been a stand alone article.

this isn’t the Addiction Olympics, no one is looking for a gold medal based on their own experience. If Major feels like they were addicted, maybe just leave it at that.

but if you put them together, they might come up with new ideas on how to be ridiculous.

re: Reese Witherspoon.

I couldn’t find it either, I even checked out the linked article. Maybe they haven’t ironed out the time limits yet.

most of my family is... it’s super depressing. They aren’t even all racist assbags (some are), they just hate Hillary that much. :-(

ahhhhh, the old “four-legged chick bait” maneuver... my brother knew it well... except he used it at the beach on his peers, not in a creepy way.

How does one walk a dog manipulatively? I didn’t sleep much last night and that’s confusing me.

because he’s muy cailente?

don’t you mean The Glitterdome?

come on now... it’s not about Miley... It’s about Miley’s STORY. There’s a difference, apparently.

I guess I can put a hold on my “West for the West Wing” leotard order. I thought it was so clever too.

I really only talk to my family on the phone... so I end conversations with “okayloveyoubye!!”

they did... there was room.

Hey! There’s no crying in baseball!

and what will he look like? he likes to single white female his girlfriends...

and start pregnancy rumors whenever he eats a cheeseburger!