I’m a little excited that I get to use this 2 days in a row.

re: Trump’s Campaign... like every day.

I’ve been saying for years that google should host them... because Youtube is where people go for music videos now.

Plus don’t we all hate it when someone tells us “you’d be so pretty if you smiled more....”

Laurie is my favorite.

That's about where I am, except with red nails.

I need a pedicure so bad. My nails/heels all need lovin beyond my capabilities. Yay for payday next week.

I relish a good pair of tits as much as the next man—I mean, I’m not dead. But now that I’ve given birth to my own future set of tits, I know that maybe things aren’t as simple as “things I can fuck” and “things I could but don’t want to.”

Did you read the article... it said that HE gave birth.

I bet he convinced Felicity to cut her hair too. That monster.

or Ashlee Simpson @ SNL

so basically “I know you are but what am I?” is his new campaign tactic.

I hear Jeb! has some time on his hands....

I see him as getting confused partway through the dance and busting into The Carlton

I don’t want to listen to him... I’m fine w/ looking though.

Are we the same person?

why can’t these troll-holes use their mad hacking skills toward the common good and expose actual shitbags... like the athlete rapists who get off w/ a slap on the wrist because heaven forbid they don’t get to have the “full college experience” or real estate moguls turned politician, or crooked judges, and George…

the Daily Mail’s headline about this story was “Naya Rivera reveals she aborted her now-husband Ryan Dorsey’s child”

not every town has reliable public transportation.