I just inhaled an Oreo Klondike bar.

35 and never toasted. a pop tart that is.

Where’s Lindy West to try this monstrosity?

I don’t remember my first Jez article... I’m going to have to stalk my own comment history to get an idea.

Woot to Viva Glam1. It’s also what Angelina wore in Maleficent if I’m to believe the MAC girls at Macy’s (they totally sold me on it the second I walked out of the theater).

Woot to Viva Glam1. It’s also what Angelina wore in Maleficent if I’m to believe the MAC girls at Macy’s (they…

I would go to a place like Sephora or a major dept store where you can try multiple colors in one shot... and if you can’t afford the dept store lipstick at least you have an idea of what is your best shade when you head to the drug store.

I would go to a place like Sephora or a major dept store where you can try multiple colors in one shot... and if you…

Seriously though... How do you choose? I probably have 4 different red lipsticks for different days. It’s my favorite lip color.

Seriously though... How do you choose? I probably have 4 different red lipsticks for different days. It’s my…

I didn’t even realize that she broke up with nickelback

It looks like a gold plated Kraft macaroni noodle.

okay... I’ve only watched a tiny bit of this... at work... anyway. Taylor looks like she’s about to morph into one of Joss Whedon’s vampires... or like Vincent from the 80s tv classic Beauty and the Beast (Ron Pearlman)

that’s the best part... you can watch from the safety of your own home!

it happened to my cousin... her dog is housebroken, but is terrified of the roomba, so scared that when it cornered him, he shit himself.. and the roomba sucked it right up.

HGTV should get on this... House Hunters: Playboy Mansion.

I feel like that look is “Sexy Sister Wife” ... it confuses me.

What... no “Ice Ice Berg-y” ????

WAIT?!?!?! Buffy? Buffy Summers? Noooooooooooooo

it’s awesome.