and thigh gap-gate

Oh man... now he’s gone and pissed off the Mommy Brigade! Can the breastfeeding bus go and do a “feed in” at one of his rallies?

I hated Phoebe’s baby voice that comes and goes throughout the seasons.

REM’s “Losing My Religion” will ALWAYS be the Brenda/Dylan Break up song to me.

She was the best part of Charmed too!!

this movie traumatized me when I was 11-12. So boring (for a child) first penis sighting... I haven’t been able to bring myself to watch it as an adult.

mind blown.

will Derek Zoolander make a cameo?

I guess? I was completely confused by her hard stance against the game. It wouldn’t surprise me if she thought it was a way for other countries to spy on us... lately she’s been a little strange(r) than normal... maybe it’s the change of life and her hormones are all out of whack? One can hope.

Why don’t we like Idina? Because I kind of love her... is she awful in real life? Do I want to know?

what are “leftover nachos” ? I’ve never experienced those... When I start a nacho platter I finish it... LOL

my mom yelled at me for even considering Pokemon Go... because it’s the same as using heroin.

“I wouldn’t bang her because she’s (Ivanka) my daughter... but she’s hot” - Paraphrase.

because he protests too much?

shouldn’t it be Yes/Yes/ Who?

One of my coworkers looks so much like Blake that whenever he does anything obnoxious we’re always like “okay, whatever Blake Shelton”[insert eye roll] as he’s walking away... then we dissolve into fits of giggles... because he doesn’t know the joke... and we’re suddenly 12 again.

people just don’t like being called out on their bullshit...and then they blame political correctness. I’m sorry (not really) your little fee fees are hurt that you can’t be a bully anymore...at least not without someone holding a mirror up to your ugly face.

it’s not about what we need, it’s about what we deserve... we’ve been bad this 2016, and the Hills reunion is our punishment.

my conclusion is everyone involved is an asshole.

I just read your s/n as “most of your friends are goats” and realized that it isn’t even close at all... this sinus infection and lack of sleep just may be the death of me. I like your real s/n too.