maybe she’ll adopt when she’s ready to be a grandma... skip the whole having a son/daughter and go straight to the good stuff.

He’s beginning to look so much like an ex of mine that I’m starting to find Ben disturbing to look at.

Charles really wants to be in charge again.

I’ve worked at a couple gyms, and been a member of a few more... and it’s absolutely always clear in the terms of your contract with the facilities that there is no cell phone usage allowed in the locker rooms. No cameras, nothing that could potentially violate someone’s privacy in vulnerable moments. This woman is an…

I went to school with a girl named Katie Bell (kind of like Harry Potter) and everyone called her by her first and last name always... to the point where people thought her name was Katie-Belle Whatsherlastname. Good times.

God. This is breathtaking and beautiful... and it should have never had to happen (in the sense that he should still be alive with his friends and family in case that isn’t clear.) We need to do better, this isn’t okay, and it needs to stop.

Does Taylor make tea? I’d buy some.

I did love that show though...

Totally a Taylor fan, but that Hillary gif/vid gives me life.

have you seen the #ifmyvaginawasasandwich on twitter? hilarious.

my stepfather’s dad was always asking us to bring the dogs to visit him... not because he cared about the pups but because they were “chick magnets.” Seriously, before he went into the home, he was like “dog, go away!” (he never used names... my mom was That Woman, I was The Girl, my brother The Boy... and I’m not…

I wheeze/choked.

I <3 Larchmont Bungalow; that’s all I have to offer.

I like how the article I linked says “Gen Y isn’t a thing, it’s totally made up” ... I think I’ll identify with that one.

the last thing I read about it said millennials start in 1982, I was ‘81. Could totally be wrong though.

but the LatinX version

35. Same.

I hope these women are able to stay safe and healthy in Rio. I’m so nervous for all the athletes headed to that boiling cesspool.