2009 Camry in beige or gray, with a dent in back bumper. All you have to do is make it one block away and blend in with 300 others that look exactly the same.

Crack pipe.

I clean and condition at least every 2-3 weeks, despite the fact that I NEVER get in the car with dirty hands.

Yes, most (probably all) new cars have tight shifter feel. Shifter linkages/cables and bushings do wear and unfortunately are very seldom replaced unless they get so bad that you can’t reliably tell a difference between 1st and 5th. lol

Oh I’m not disputing that parts are fairly cheap, but in my opinion (having owned several of each), Subarus are much cheaper and more durable. 

I’m all about cool and quirky, but in this case, I’d limit it to 3500ish tops. CP from me.

Sucks about the crash, but I’m sure you’ll be back out in no time at all!

But was there any ... danger to manifold?

I would have been relieved if it was!

OK, serious question: why does it have 2 cruise control indicator lights right next to each other?

I was going to say, if it took 200hp, then most of the car I have ever owned wouldn’t have ever cracked 80. lol

I’m at work and my laptop is muted. It was great! lol

My sincerest apologies ... damn internet! 

Must be that BMW offered an aluminum undertray with only a small opening for drain plug access in order to encourage overheating. Part number 51718209093 

According to APR (who are a very reputable VW tuning firm), yes. Take a look here; info is below dyno graphs

I drove a 17 1..8t wagon and it was plenty quick in my opinion. That and APR has already proven w/ dyno tests that simply running 93 octane vs the 87 that it’s 170hp is based on is good for another 20hp/20 ft.lbs!

I say used to be up to 2009 ... ones after that are so big and tall, they are more SUV than wagon version of a car.

I don’t understand this one. OK, so you hit the wrong pedal. There’s literally a 100 foot space between the point where car enters the view of the camera and the river ... plenty of time at that speed to “find the right pedal” and stop. 

When my daughter was just a baby, I actually installed a turbo timer on my NA BMW so that I could take the key with me and leave the car running and locked in the scorching afternoon heat while I picked her up from daycare.

Civic? He already nailed it!