To be honest, the shot wasn’t the most impressive thing. It was the presence of mind to keep that face when he was being mugged by teammates. “they are going to take pictures of me here and play this on TV, I’m going to make a totally blank expression. I’m a killer, I don’t feel like I did anything out of the ordinary…

I know a lot of people are thinking The Rockets can and will take out Golden State but fuck that, we need a Golden State-Portland series. We need seven games of Lillard-Curry. We just fucking do. We need Ennis Kanter and Draymond Green exchanging elbows. We need Klay Thompson & Cj McCollum going at each other. If…

Jay, this article is so wonderful. Thank you for filling my morning with laughter and joy. Always read you!

This is WONDERFUL...Thank you for this article Jay....#BLACKBOYJOY =D

I knew San Jose would be amped up after images of Von Miller hooking Pavelski were posted all over the interwebs.

He did pretty much the same shit five years ago against the Rockets to avoid a Game 7. That one was a just a “regular-ass” three and he didn’t score 47 before it. But the Blazers were down two when he did it to the Rockets. Anyway, Lillard is rude as hell. With a history being rude as hell. Fucking awesome but also…

“I don’t always chuck up disrespectful 40 footers to win playoff series, but when I do, they go in” 

Holy shit! That was the most fun I’ve ever had at a professional sporting event! Everyone lost their minds after the second goal once the Sharks were back into it, then when they scored the equalizer to quickly people were going nuts: high fiving, hugging, crying in the aisles, a fat lady barfed in her purse, I’m…

At 10 seconds, I was wondering when Lillard would make his move. At 5 seconds, I was screaming at him to make a move toward the basket! When the shot left his hands with two seconds left, I thought, “what a terrible, stupid shot.” Then it went in. I rewound the DVR to watch the last two minutes at least five times.…

First off, big ups to this man for unintentionally predicting the hero of game 7. Second of all, this was the most insane Sharks (and possibly hockey) game I’ve ever seen in my life. Finally, I think Sharks-Knights has officially become a rivalry after this series.

This is so stupid, and I just did a beverage-less spit take. Take your fucking star and get outta here.

The best part of it was it’s the shot he wanted the whole time. Over the best wing defender in basketball, from almost 40 feet away. 

One of those truly seminal moments* that justifies all the dumb shit involved in following sports.

It takes a mad-dog psycho killer to even go to a step-back from the logo when the final possession left plenty of time to work closer to the basket.

That was some horseshit NBA JAM eat-your-money cheating-AI shenanigans of a shot... And it was fucking AWESOME

Chris, that was awesome. Fuck.

He’s got a new pic today too.  Threw me off a bit, unless there’s some baraka cosplay going on, which, gross.

He’s recently been salivating all over Mitch McConnell’s leadership (and from a “party priorities over everything, including dignity, adherence to the law, and basic logical consistency” standpoint, I suppose ol’ Yertle’s got something going for him—maybe), but being from KY, I can attest that there’s absolutely…

Bernie Sanders is like the dude who draws a house and says, “It should look like that.”

Yeah - I can tell that the blue-collar folks might hold it against her because she’s a smart person. But hopefully her blue collar beginnings will outweigh that - cause frankly, she got to where she is because she’s smart and she works hard. She’s also not afraid to say that she was given an opportunity because of her…