I skimmed over that part because it was making me ragey.

This is a math puzzle with an unknown variable and is therefore unsolvable.

Maybe we as a society should stop upholding marriage as the absolute thing you must do or you are worthless slime.

Or Cat Lady?

Exactly. I’ve been divorced for 5 years now, and people still ask me when I’m getting married again. Oh fuck that nope. I’m not bitter, I enjoy relationships with men, I just don’t want to be married. I have different life goals now. Sometimes my life goals include lying around in my pajamas alone all day.

Maybe we as a society should stop upholding marriage as the absolute thing you must do or you are worthless slime. People would probably not marry out of desperation to be coupled with someone, ANYONE, if that were the case.

You know your chance of getting a divorce? 50 percent. You either will or you won’t. Fuck it.

Holy shit. Her figure is killer.

Yep, that’s JLo. This is Sel -

I actually texted my friends today the news prefaced by “Imma need dis” and closed by #anythingforSelenas. For reasons.

Pretty sure that Jennifer Lopez AS Selena. :)

YES- although disappointed that “selena gifs” brings up the new one first.

Wow. Being a dick can really take a toll on your looks.

I just went through a bed bug situation in Brooklyn and I learned that in NYC the housing law states landlords legally have to pay for bed bug remediation. You’ll need proof of the bed bugs for the POC when they come to inspect, but if you feel confident you have bed bugs, let your landlord know now. Good landlords…

I doubt if your bites are bedbugs. Too large. Check your pillowcases for spots. Their poop.

Get “Good Night” - used it when I had them and then as monthly maintenance along the baseboards of my apartment after they were gone. I got it at home depot. Mattress covers are a MUST. Also, if you have the option, quarantine yourself from the bedroom for while. I slept in my living room for a month, sprayed…

Do you have bedbugs? Have you had bedbugs? Are you poor and potentially have a bedbug infestation? If you answered No, be my guest and try it out. Until then, I will hysteria the fuck out until I can wake up and move about my day without throbbing, itchy welts on my bodddayyy.

Look for signs of their presence: casings from when they molt and poop (small, dark brown spots). Look in seams and folds of fabric on your bed and other pieces of furniture. Also, bedbug bites tend to come in threes.

First,

Yup, they multiply every 14 days. I caught a few and placed it in a glass jar. Holy crap are those newly hatched bugs tiny. The infestation I had was really minor but I still paid $1200 for it. Now, as a landlord, because of the experience, I don’t take that issue lightly when tenants tell me they suspect they might…