Hmm, what you describe is literally the first case of this I have encountered..and I ran a Cat Shelter for twelve years. so take comfort in the fact that this is really rare!

I love that the cat’s oblivious, then the guitar falls to add insult to injury.

This is gonna get convoluted, but...

Coked out is a distinctive look/demeanor. You’re fine.

Cats destroy yoga could be a theme.

Yes. Cats. More cats. All the cats.

Yeah, my 60+ yoga instructor went on a diatribe about recording yourself doing yoga poses. Something about it being a personal journey/practice, and takes away from its original intent. I think she was trying to politely say that it’s just a douche move.

Did your roommate have two huge pictures of herself as her living room artwork?

Because she has 12 legs

For the last hour my cat has been trying to knead my left nipple. I yelp with pain each time she pounces. The last time she did it I yelped again and swatted her away...that heffa then had the unmitigated gall to loudly MEOW her dissaproval. My cat is a sadist. A sadist with a titty fetish.

I am positive if I did not have a cat who was a complete fucking asshole I would be a horrible bitter human being full of arrogance. I wouldn’t have someone to remind me that I am but a small speck of nothing in the vast world of catdom.

The squint means they are relaxed and love you.

Maybe it's the fact that I had a roommate who would take pictures of herself doing yoga poses and post them to Facebook, but people like this piss me off.

Right. The lizard.

When I saw the preview image, I thought this was a Kristen Wiig character for a moment.

Out of all the girls of that generation she was the one that truly flopped. Her only shining moment was when she fell off a motorbike on a red carpet.

There was an Ashley Hamilton interview in “Sassy” magazine, while he was married to Shannon Dorhety, that was just the sketchiest and most depressing interview ever.

Is it just me? Or does anyone else have difficulty telling Rod, Alana, and Kimberly apart?

Well, I live down the hill from some nice neighborhoods, I suppose she can’t get coffee up in the canyons...