Take the stick out of your butts, NPR listeners.

#notallNPRfans

I thought she was surprisingly charming. And that my fellow public radio listeners might want to stop perpetuating the stereotype that they take themselves way too seriously.

Eh most yogurt goes for the fun dancing-while-eating woman rather than sexy. I guess if they're sexy, they're just not this overtly so. I think they knew this would cause some pearl clutching and ran with it.

Christians are the most fucked up, amoral, competelely bankrupt people on Earth.

RIGHT! Because whenever do other products use sex to gratuitously sell their products?!? When?? Never happens! Amirite?

Foes that wanna make sure my caskets closed

got the rap patrol on gat patrol?

I lucked out with my oldest but when my youngest was in 4th grade, I met a woman like this. At the beginning of the school year she took over and that should have been a sign. Eh, I thought. Come Valentine’s Day I realized I should have protested a bit harder about this head case being classroom mom. Apparently my…

I had that thought when watching it on tv for the first time today. I was torn between thinking she was gorgeous and then that the licking was too ridiculous...then she touched her wife and the wife smiled and I HAD SO MANY CUDDLY FEELINGS

Front hugging, sinful and verboten. Molesting four of your sisters, including a 5 y/o, boys will be boys. Lesbians licking spoons, SINFUL PROPAGANDA THAT IS HIGH IN PROTEIN AND GREAT WITH FRESH FRUIT.

The highst estimation I’ve ever seen (back during the Ellen thing) was 75,0000, but most hover closer to the 70,000 mark.

One Million Moms can go fuck themselves, but what is with all the spoon licking. Given the scarcity of representation of gay and lesbian families, Chobani is laying the yoghurt on too thick by oversexualizing this couple.

They are a branch of American “Family” Association (my quotes, not theirs but almost every group with the word “family” in it is almost always not, but especially them since the Southern Poverty Law Center considers them a hate group) which claims to be 180,000 subscribers to their “journal.”

999,999 problems but a brain ain’t one.

Their facebook page says 72k. So, you know, just shy of a million.

Isn’t it amazing that “One Million Moms” is upset about this commercial while saying nothing about the Duggars?

One Million Moms would be a perfect name for our lesbian feminist knitting circle. (I assume those of us who started out straight or bi turned lesbian after watching that commercial.)

Greek yogurt is so much cooler than regular yogurt.

I’m obsessed with cats, so it would probably make it more appealing to me, but....