If I stayed that way for an hour, I’d be even more crippled than I already am.
skymall-redux
skymall-redux
Good.
“Between this, the cat cafes and cat libraries, the takeover is going exactly as planned”
....Because Team Cat is just better.
Last week, a yoga studio in Illinois
Well, this was the ’80s. I think “Savaged by Weasels” was an actual hairstyle at one point.
The 80’s... when 20 something women looked like 45 year old Dynasty wanna be’s. Good times.
It must’ve been four or five years ago but I’ll NEVER forget someone on Gawker (Rich Lawson maybe?) calling her a lemon scented floor mop. I think of it every time I see her.
Possibly sulfates/sulfites/sulfur?
I just turned 35 and literally just learned how to hit my perfect amount of drunkenness in the last few months. For me, it’s cutting out shots that finally did it. (It’s so obvious, but once I get going, I tend to build up speed until I’m buying everyone shots and telling them how much I love them. They don’t call me…
Lol if you're 30 and so drunk that your mouth can't find the straw, then alcohol is no longer a lubricant, it's a band aid for some terrible emotional boo boo. Or fucked up genetics.
When people ask why I’m not going to have kids I respond with “Oh, because I have a 10 year IUD”
I firmly believe I would be a terrible mother.. but then people say things like “Your motherly instinct will kick in.” Those people need leave me alone and let me be a childless spinster.
If there are more children being born in the US then women should stop pressuring me by asking me why I don’t want children and telling me I should have them. There’s clearly a ton of women out there having babies. I don’t need to be one of them.