I really like Haim. I think they're cool. But when I first heard the album, it reminded me of this.

Just for you darling.

That's glorious!

Tell her you need cash before you walk out the door.

What's the best way to talk about sex with a guy with Peyronie's? Really appreciate any advice!

I'll just leave this here.

About 20 years ago, I was working in Pittsburg. I was driving behind a carload of 4 big (overweight) white dudes with multiple bumperstickers: Big ones that were Anti-Abortion. As I am I am driving, I am getting really pissed off: Who are THESE dudes to tell us to do with our bodies?

Jeez. Russell used to be handsome. Now he just looks like someone's bloated dad next to RG.

Sadly, this shit is everywhere. I love how clueless LA people are in this Jimmy Kimmel spot:

then decided to only eat certain colored foods on certain days (i.e. red food on Tuesdays and Thursdays, dark green on Fridays, light green on Tuesdays etc.)

The second someone says the word "toxin," I'm out. It's great for filtering out dipshits.

I get self-conscious eating around people who go on and on about foods and weight, too.

Approximately 0% of the people I know who do this even know what Celiac's is, let alone have a diagnosis.

The Mom Shade has lasted longer than the marriage.

(Now I live happily in elderly sin with a nice man and we both kept our own houses).

Not falling for it. Too much damage has been done for me to forgive and forget.

Here's Bill *being charming*.

Jack Tripper to the rescue!

Bravo.

The year I "went goth?" (1985-1986)