Do you want to guess how many "I WILL RAPE YOU CUNT," pics of dead animals, spam, etc. type of comments I deleted today alone from these boards? It would horrify you.

What actually happened to me?

why did you start something new a week before you left?

OMG. Is that from Mahogany? One of my favorite movies evah.

Women Owe Me

I love the Flip Wilson Show!

I'm a person and not a walking vagina

Jeezus. What is going on with her skin in the 'hammock selfie'? Bridget Nielsen had skin like this. I saw it up close. Creepy and shriveled. We couldn't figure out her age with all the sun damage. So my friend did some sleuthing pre-Google. Turns out Bridget was 36. Yikes.

They are all awesome. One of each?

Mexico.

I don't know if I should text or call or what...

Has anyone have any advice on not getting pressured into doing things that aren't medically necessary?

Catcher in the Rye.

I once drew my ex's face on a pumpkin and ran over it with my friend's car until it was pulp. One of her best ideas ever. It was extremely cathartic

This is my favorite version of Superstition. Happy New Year!

"Michael Kors or nothing"

I just love it when brothers and sisters are also good buddies!

/hyperbole

Call AAA to tow your car home if you've had too much to drink- they do it for free tonight.

Congratulations on your sobriety!