I’m not going to take RockHardWithHisMommy’sViagra out of the greys just yet...

The ones they’ve got are getting mighty plump though. All those chicken sandwiches and mayo make for succulent Millennial!  Gobble gobble!

And meanwhile, in “how adults really run a country” Scotland just made it that little bit easier to transition. (Fuck you, Terfs, Joanne Karen Rowling) Proving that we’ve become easily the kindest part of the UK. Not a bad place to be, considering that it was still illegal to be homosexual in Scotland as recently as…

Yes dear, and a broken clock tells the right time twice a day.  Unless it’s a digital display and then you’re just buggered.

But...she didn’t lie though. David Seymour is a prick.

I will say this about Part of Your World - it’s easily one of the more political Disney songs. Compare it to the more sugary confections from Ye Olde Disneye films and it has elements that you could easily identify as expressions of nascent feminism. Consider it from the perspective of the LGBT community - it has long…

No, dear.  She’s had a reputation since she was a back-up dancer for Janet Jackson.

“Midwestern workaholic-fashionista”

Yes, yes, yes, yes a thousand times yes. Nary a derpy Millennial in sight. Plus, it has Stefi Celma.

And there was my thinking all they did was add flavour to a dish. Huh.

Just out of curiosity - yes, I stayed up last night to hate-watch Why Hasn’t Emily Been Sold Into White Slavery? - why does the Token Asian BFF dress like a discount OnlyFans hooker?  

Missing Aubrey Plaza?  Here’s a list of things where Aubrey Plaza plays Aubrey Plaza!

Yes, but that’s because Italians have sprezzatura. Parisians have fashion. And the tourist class have spanx.

So I’m not going to reply to TwatboxFromHell.  Darling, I don’t “google” minor celebrities.  Off you pop.  Back to your mummy’s wizened teat.

Yeah, but the American needs to be a Southerner. I’ve known Americans from the South move to Glasgow (and the surrounding...region...) and struggle immensely with two things: the rain and the midges. The latter of those two is the most evil and horrific. (And when the Americans become acclimatised to the midges they…

I wonder what sort of shit we’d find if we all did a deep-dive into the backgrounds of all of the bloggers on this little site...

I’ve said it for years but there’s a real gap in the market for a decent, well-written comedy-drama about young Americans in France. Doesn’t need to be Paris. It could be anywhere. You lot come waddling over here full of all of these expectations and cliches about Europe and you’re always - always - left stunned when…

What fashion!?  It’s like watching a bunch of H&M rejects mince their way around a set, FFS!

Or the inbred cesspit of Nice, Minnesota?

“Nice, France”.