Yup, it tastes like American foreign policy no matter where you go:  chemical-laden and scorched (earth) aftertaste.

Basic whores gotta basic when they vacay, donchaknow!

And I’ll throw this in as well.

The Abyss is possibly my favourite Cameron film, not just because it’s a technical marvel, but also because there are two different versions - very different versions - that more or less end the same way. The version everyone knows has the very-eighties-neon aliens pop up from the depths, carrying the rig to safety,…

I know that here in the UK it can cause prosecution with either a scarily high fine and/or jail time (sometimes the presiding judge’ll fancy being a bastard and give them both just to rattle their dentures). And one thing I know about the UK press when it comes to these sorts of monsters? They don’t shy away from…

Get out, get out, get out, get out, get the fuck out.  

Well, at least we know the cod piece is almost true-to-scale.  *sporfle*

With Andor you’re spoiled for choice when it comes to memorable scenes (the entire heist scene, the star destroyer coming over the landscape - as someone who knows that area of Scotland pretty well, that was a “fuck me” moment - and the various monologues/speeches were all exceptional) but, yeah, Luthen’s verbal assaul…

LOL, it looks like a hand-made Crunchie or Violet Crumble* if you’re Australian/Kiwi.

You people need Greggs. Their stuff doesn’t make you shit yourself or make you think you’re eating shit. Plus they have vegan stuff now for the fussy eaters (shush yourselves, veganoids before I unleash the mungbean farts right back at you...)

*le sigh*

Ethan Hawke.  It’ll be Ethan Hawke.  

“In my research, I learned that surgeons use local anesthesia for buccal fat removal, and the patient remains awake while their fat pads are cut from their face.”

Right, okay, so Cavill’s not doing Superman.  Can we get him to play Bond now?  He was tipped for the role before Craig got it so we know someone’s interested in casting him.

Na, I don’t think he’d do that - the fact that Netflix were being accused of being shitty about The Witcher source material was enough to make Cavill decide it wasn’t for him (once a geek, always a geek).  Plus, the Lesser Hemsworth is enough to drag in the thirsty whores, aka Ageing Millennials.  

Can I use a cheeseball as an impromptu cannonball to remove all who displease me?

I don’t get the snobbery about people ordering in food for Christmas. No, actually, it pisses me the fuck off.  So what if it’s not home-made? Do we all know how to make a pizza from scratch? Bread? Curry? Do we know how to fillet a fish and gut a fucking chicken? No, you don’t. So don’t be a dick to those who…

We’ve still got the Roast Chook Tit on the menu, Brianna.  Come to the UK, where our salads won’t kill you!  Also, we can force-feed you haggis and jellied eels!  

Dig that crockery.  It’s like something out of Liberace’s nightmares.

That’s disgusting.  They should have a universal price policy depending on the state and adjust it within an acceptable tolerance.  Food deserts aren’t just limited to urban areas.