Ah hah. Well, you can keep your shitty wee White House for another year. The chocolate orange mentioned in that article is nothing like our superior chocolate orange. Here in the UK we have this:

Clearly some people needed to be held underwater that little bit longer as babies.  Ingrates.  Infidels!

Yanks don’t appreciate anything that’s good in this world. How the everlasting kitteny fuck can you hate chocolate orange? You wash your well-used whore mouths out right this instant or we’re going to burn your shitty White House down again!

No. British politicians know that the NHS is sacrosanct. Yes, it creaks, yes, it wobbles, yes, it’s in dire need of support: but that’s the thing about it - it’s a national health service.  British people would raise fucking hell if it was even breathed that we should seek to emulate the Yank system.  

I’m not risking taking this cunt out of the greys, but here’s to the prick who thinks they’re as high as a scavenging carrion bird...

You have my blessing to break their fucking fingers if they touch your hair. It doesn’t matter what your background is - touching someone’s hair without permission is creepy as fuck.  

Can I request an edit about Buckingham Palace reaching out? According to Fulani, they have not reached out. She’s been on television this morning stating that they have not contacted her, they have not contacted the charity.  

That’s barbaric.  Utterly fucking barbaric.

And yet another reason never to move to the USA.

Christ, chuck it in the bin.  Fucking discount GQ rag.

Ah, Everywhere.

One little thing you clearly didn’t look into: whilst France has lost thousands of their traditional bakeries, there is a bakery chain in France called Marie Blachere with seven hundred stores across France (except Paris where, of course, it’s too expensive, and apparently wouldn’t let them charge the same prices as…

He’s the latest interchangeable male (at least until they find “something problematic” about him) that the bloggers on this site wank themselves silly about.  Give them a month and they’ll have moved onto someone new.  They’re vapid that way.

Agreed. There’s far too much of this “Oh, but I’m older and this meant something completely different when I was younger, LOLsies!” crap floating around. No, my dear - you were a racist sow to a Black woman. End of discussion.  No amount of editing’ll change that, you cretin.

God, I love Ardern. Wee pointer about New Zealand (from what I’ve learned and what I’ve been told from family in the country) - it might be a small nation technically (six million people living in a country that’s apparently the same size as California, with 33% of all Kiwis living in Auckland) it’s a damned efficient…

Can I make a big request, Kalyn? Can you please edit this article to include the full exchange of what was said? It’s fucking shocking - and no amount of “oooh, she’s from a different age!” can excuse it. It’s fucking rank. In fact...(this is a direct copy from BBC and The Guardian). “Me” is, of course, Ngozi Fulani.

“the fashionable Emily”

He’ll forever be that shit-snorting prick from The Inbetweeners Movie. Gorgeous - and yes, that’s his real voice - but my god, what a fucking odious fucking sack of shit.

To paraphrase my mother:  stop clutching those fake pearls so hard, you dizzy twat.  Go eat a salad.

She’s tame compared to most Scottish women of a certain age, let me tell you. Fucking tame.