One little thing you clearly didn’t look into: whilst France has lost thousands of their traditional bakeries, there is a bakery chain in France called Marie Blachere with seven hundred stores across France (except Paris where, of course, it’s too expensive, and apparently wouldn’t let them charge the same prices as…

He’s the latest interchangeable male (at least until they find “something problematic” about him) that the bloggers on this site wank themselves silly about.  Give them a month and they’ll have moved onto someone new.  They’re vapid that way.

Agreed. There’s far too much of this “Oh, but I’m older and this meant something completely different when I was younger, LOLsies!” crap floating around. No, my dear - you were a racist sow to a Black woman. End of discussion.  No amount of editing’ll change that, you cretin.

God, I love Ardern. Wee pointer about New Zealand (from what I’ve learned and what I’ve been told from family in the country) - it might be a small nation technically (six million people living in a country that’s apparently the same size as California, with 33% of all Kiwis living in Auckland) it’s a damned efficient…

Can I make a big request, Kalyn? Can you please edit this article to include the full exchange of what was said? It’s fucking shocking - and no amount of “oooh, she’s from a different age!” can excuse it. It’s fucking rank. In fact...(this is a direct copy from BBC and The Guardian). “Me” is, of course, Ngozi Fulani.

“the fashionable Emily”

He’ll forever be that shit-snorting prick from The Inbetweeners Movie. Gorgeous - and yes, that’s his real voice - but my god, what a fucking odious fucking sack of shit.

Drugs, dear, drugs.  

The company that runs the Starbucks store involved in the episode, Impeccable Brands, stated the “label was made in error.”

She’s been brilliant in The Peripheral and her chemistry with Jack Reynor (who plays her brother) is seriously exasperated-siblings energy. I remember not thinking she’d be very good in Hugo but being really impressed by her performance.  If you’ve never watched that film, do (I like to put it on over Christmas for…

Maths checks out.  My parents had my sister when they were twenty one and I hatched three years later in 79.  By the time they had me my mother was being labelled “selfish” for having waited three years to have another child.  And the thought of waiting until they were in their thirties before having children was a…

Oh, Rich, you basic whore. Just go watch The Time Traveler’s Wife to see Theo James’s dick if you’re that slutty and thirsty enough.  Christ, reading this gave me second-hand chlamydia.  

I know that in the UK for a decade or so, Maxim was often paired up with Esquire in subscription deals/BOGOFs in newsagents. Not sure if Esquire was any better, mind you, but it was always a magazine you could feel comfortable leave laying around on your desk at work - unlike FHM and Maxim with their seriously…

My cousin’s daughters did the same with Frozen.  Let it go?  Oh, they let it go - right in the shredder. 

They could have easily made a straight-forward adaptation of Treasure Island, but no, they had to set in space and give the protagonist that stupid-fucking-arse haircut.

One of my colleagues, Mark, once claimed that the chicken “bits” in Subway were more like his dog’s chicken chews from Pedigree Chum and actually did a taste comparison. On Google Meet. In front of 200 colleagues. It was fascinating. No one said a word.  Just stared in mute horror.  He claimed that the dog chews…

What, no mention of Subway’s disastrous VAT case in Ireland where their bread was ruled cake?  How very Marie-Antoinette of them!

Oooh, does that mean we’ll get to mock her in pastels? No one - no one - looks good in pastels.

Who the everlasting fuck would cheat on Emma fucking Thompson, bona-fide British National Treasure and Irritant To All Right-Wing Journalists?

*delighted laughter*