*delighted laughter*

Oh, I remember that.  I was fourteen when it came out.  I remember watching Sean Bean grope his chopper and thinking “yeah, I’d like some of that, thanking you.”

You know, Bullitt is good. But I’ve always had a soft-spot for The Driver with Ryan O’Neal and Isabelle Adjani. Quite the influential film, even if it was a critical and box-office flop in 1978. The chase scenes in this film feel, I don’t know, more realistic than Bullitt’s chase scenes. Plus The Driver’s chase scenes…

eMusk?

I’m hoping Dedra gets pissed off with Mummy and drop kicks that poisoned dwarf into the path of a certain disco laser during testing.  The universe’d thank you, Dedra...

I’m hoping the next series doesn’t indulge the fans too much. Too much fan-service is lazy writing - and it’s a big-arse galaxy, so there are plenty of opportunities to tell stories. That said, I want Disney to have the guts to go full-on Peterloo at some point.

Wait...are you saying that Americans use turkey basters both for dousing the dead bird in the hot-box with it’s own juices and for getting the living bird up the duff with another bird’s man-juice?

*cackle*

Snot = protein!

As my mother would say:  “Invoice me when you die, you tight shit!”  Avoid her like the plague.  She sounds like a real treat.

I made it through 30 seconds of that shitty Backstreet cover and just went “nope” and shut it down. “Jingle Bell Rock” doesn’t work without the Plastics. And Camila? Darling. Darling.  Christmas isn’t about mariachi bands.  And I cannot un-hear Cwismois.  It sounds like the name of some lower-level shitty demonic…

Acting lessons.

Our natural satellite has no atmosphere to speak of

Cheers, mate.  *hands over whisky cookies*

Clearly you’re cursed and not fit to be an American.  You’ll need to seek asylum in Canada immediately.

Has the TERF Hive Queen, aka Joanne Karen Rowling, roused herself from her last gin-soaked coma yet?  What has the Dementor got to say for herself today?

She’s a delicious character and she will end up dead, mark my words - but it won’t be the civilians who do her in.  Nothing is scarier for a fascist when their own turn on them.

Well, I fucking loved it. Aunt Petunia caused a riot, people! Up yours, Potter!

As long as the squirrels are of the Adorable Eurasian Red variety and not the Skanky American Grey fuckwits (they nearly annihilated the Reds in my wee country! Death to the Greys!) I’m all onboard with a Squirrel Girl film/series.  

From across The Pond (aka, From Civilisation)