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That’s not Italian food those restaurants are serving. That’s Italian-American.  Not Italian.  There’s a reason why Domino’s failed in Italy.

Christ, the way you lot are acting, you’d think someone had wrapped your collective dildos in sandpaper. Get over it.

Other countries than the USA exist. Crack open an atlas. Give yourself a thrill!

Agreed - we have cases here in the UK where a child was returned to an abusive environment or allowed to stay in the environment and they died shortly afterwards (for reference, look up the case of Peter Connolly. I’ll pre-warn you now: it’s heartbreaking and infuriating.) The physical wellbeing of the child has to be…

Meh, make a show about creating the perfect candle-lit suppers and I might give it a whirl.

I love the various “Actual Italian tries Olive Garden for the first time!” videos on Youtube. It’s the look of mute horror that always comes over their faces when they realise that Murkans have a very different concept of what goes into marinara (clue: it’s missing something fishy) or, for maximum LOLs, watching them…

We don’t get candy corn here in the UK - probably due to something like cancer-causing chemicals cooked into creepy corn-shaped candies or some other shite like that.  What’s the flavour like?

Twix was first made in 1967 in the UK, my stroppy little Millennial.  Stop your whinging and do more fact-checking.

Oh, he claims that he “learned” to be a bully to get where he wants to be and that his “working class roots” made him be a prick to people as and when the situation required it.

They should put a similar disclaimer on anything the Kardashian whores ooze up on: “Caution: this show may make you thicker than you already are and give you super-herpes”.

Oh God, micro miniskirts. Those really aren’t so much a 1990s trend rather than a dangleberry left over from the excess of the 1980s (you know, much like fond memories of Tiffany or cocaine?) I can recall my old headmistress pulling girls up as they came into school, whipping out a wooden ruler, slamming it against…

Okay, I have to ask this really important question: who the fuck is Julia Fox and why should we give a shit about her continued existence? Is she just famous for being famous or some meaningless Kardashian-level shit like that? Does she have a (carefully staged) sex-tape lurking around?  Why does she always look she’s…

a U.S. district court and the Second Circuit ruled that her son had to be returned to his father in Italy because measures could, theoretically, be taken to reduce the risk of harm to the child—namely, the district court ruled, Saada could be required to go to therapy, drop criminal charges against Golan, and pay her…

Here’s the UK version of the McDonald’s children’s meal.

Go on.  Live dangerously.  Give yourself a thrill.  Caution though:  don’t go thinking about dumping all the sprinkles into the mix.  You might just hyperventilate...

Don’t you people bake treats to give to the mini-monsters and wee fast folk at this time of year?!  

At least you kept your torso warm?

Ah, Twilight. You know, I was paid £50 by my uncle to take his then-tweenage daughter and pals to see Twilight. It was a 12A (basically suitable for anyone over the age of 12 in the UK but if aged under 12 should be accompanied by an adult) and I remember seeing several dads and teenage boys being accompanied by…

A wee, gentle reminder that what Americans call “liberal” is still what we in the UK call “conservative”. Biden and pals have more in common with our former Conservative prime minister David Cameron (remember him? He fucked a dead pig and no, that’s not a Black Mirror storyline I’m thinking of...) than they do with…