GUYS, I KNOW!

Push? Just because the front wheel is gone?

I'm going to give the cop the advantage, seeing as to a fat lazy cop will more likely shoot you for running away then chase you.

The battle of who can get away quicker: The bicyclist with a too many latte belly or the 65 year old cop who uses his free donuts pass too often...

Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry

And unlike G-plus, i'm pretty sure FB doesn't allow you to do polls anymore.. and format text in your posts.. and easter eggs.. Though I do concede the descriptions of the easter eggs makes them sound rather weak and useless.

do they really mean anything anymore? it used to be given to people who actually accomplished something, now its mostly just entertainers

Super Sentai?!?!
More like Super Hentai amirite?!?!

What you're hearing is the sound of thousands of Chipotle employees sighing and hanging their heads in anticipation.

Who really cares though? People do it all the time.

So... probably a bottle of vodka?

Over the past couple of months, you've heard that they don't exist. But they do exist, even in Sochi— you just have to know where to look for them. And here at the Mayak cabaret, you'll find plenty of them. Despite Russia's repressive laws, you only need to walk through the doors of this bar to discover the truth:…

I know Japanese porn is censored, but this is going just a step too far in my opinion.

shut your trap you fool!

i'm never going to be used to Khaleesi being a brunette in real life.

"I can see them from my house!"

The best part about hockey is triple-overtime playoff hockey. Bar none...discussion over. If they ever even think about introducing that abomination that is the shootout to playoff hockey I swear I will never watch another game in my life (uncrosses fingers behind my back) (kisses Maple Leafs crest on t-shirt and goes…