You win teh innernets, Burning Chrome!

I have to agree with this sentiment. I am the smartest person in my circle of friends and I wish it wasn't so.

Aperture Science, FTW!

Cthulhu missed it too, apparently. Must've been sleeping.

I, for one welcome our new, Christmas celebrating, rodent overlords.

Oh. "Tommy Lee". I thought Tommy Lee Jones would make a great Satan.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

There were many great laps in the Cee Apostrophe D. The new Astra just needs to be broken in. Or just broken a few times by Jimmy Carr, Lionel Ritchie, Tom Cruise...

No, we should only use our powers for good.

A very chilling thought. I think you're onto something there. I thought the saline donuts people were injecting into their foreheads was odd, but perma-duckface?!

Chrysler 300 is the ugliest mass produced car. I wonder if the police enjoyed smashing it so much they had to be restrained for the sake of preserving evidence?

The next fad in body modification right there.

I see this a lot where I live, but never from people wearing full cycling gear. Usually, the cyclist that runs stop signs is a thug or tweaker.

The Cee Apostrophe D has been retired. They introduced the Vauxhall Astra in Series 20.

"I'm Blackman!"

Whole lotta skin smoothing going on down there.

First thought: Sonny Bono, is that you?

"Because, I guess, Stark will replace his A.I. butler named JARVIS with a human, whom he'll still call Jarvis."

I've had a Gerber Artifact on my keychain the past few years. Love it, and very useful at the most unexpected times.