I didn’t know Zodiac Motherfucker was from Boston.

This is a celebrity chef thing. They all do it. You were lucky to get Fieri, actually. Andrew Zimmerman just kills and eats everyone and talks about how gamey and coppery they taste.

Guy Fieri invited me to his mansion for an evening of light entertainment and fine spirits. When I arrived I found that he had invited five other guests, all of us complete strangers to each other. We dined on the greasiest burgers money could buy, and then Guy Fieri excused himself and left the six of us…

I think you have Guy Fieri confused for Anakin Skywalker.

I don’t hate Guy Fieri for anything he did. I hate him for what he will do.

I’m a Twitter user by the name of Valondar but long time AV Club commentator known as Douay-Rheims-Challoner, but confusingly also known as Kegg under Kinja, which I’m sure won’t make this any more perplexing. I never thought I’d be featured in an AVC article but here we are.

Staffed by the undead, who are still more helpful than the staff at a typical Home Depot.