I have a better idea. Wait until about mid-August, then rope off the intersection and make him scrub that shit off on his hands and knees with a toothbrush. Provide copious quantities of rotten tomatos for onlookers to do what they please with. I would make the trip to participate. THEN lock his ass up for 10 days to…

My vote goes to the Dodge Dakota convertible:

Probably this one.

The boomerest boomer mobile that every boomered. Retro styling of the early 00's, but with that added bubbliness of something that was swollen from a bee sting. Bad at being a truck, bad at being a car, bad at being a convertible.

Dodge 400, there were worse but this one is so bad it is hard to remember. My memory says something about this was the restart of American convertibles in 1982 after a 6?? years lack of American convertibles???

“The officers had reason to believe Jackson owned/possessed a firearm with a suppressor.”

Maybe if somebody has such bad PTSD that they think acorns are gunshots and empty their firearm at the sound of an acorn, they shouldn’t be allowed access to firearms?

I mean oak trees ARE brown afterall.

No shit. Seeing that cop dump his mag into the car, and reading that another cop joined in, and all I can think is whether the poor fucker cuffed in the back lived through it. Even just a link to the source story would have been nice.

Bet he has a back-the-blue Punisher sticker on his civilian lifted truck. Total badass.

Also, he emptied his clip and the sergeant also fired hers into the car....miracle they didn’t kill the guy handcuffed in the back.

The oak tree is currently in custody, on charges of resisting an arrest.

the sales process.

The infamous timing set from the Audi 4.2 V8....why?

Encouraging kids to drive cars that pre-dated safety regulations isn’t nearly as dangerous as encouraging them to eat deep fried food.

Old muscles cars are better. THEY USED REAL STEEL, not SOY like electronic cars today! SAFETY!  My mom had a 1970 Barracuda, and I survived!

(...probably because I wasn’t in it when my dad totaled it.)

Nice pun...I’m lovin’ it!

This car was tastefully done...

“Dangerous old cars without airbags or ABS”

Suburban curb weight 5,824 lbs.

Yeah... that was my first thought. Guardrails and barriers are just meant to contain a car on the road that hits the barrier at some angle so that it won’t go off the road and hit a tree/house/pole or whatever else is directly off the road. I’d be curious to see the same test using a Dodge Ram or some equivalent, of…