Is this another one of your ‘thermal expansion’ theories? Warming up an engine is inconvenient for me, so I’ll be following my alternate facts, allowing me to do whatever the hell I want. If my engine does suffer, it’s undoubtedly due to cheap Mexican parts and corrupt corporate leadership, trapping me in an endless…

In a few years cold winters will be a thing of the past.

And never until now has it had an actual chance at succeeding.

I read that dealership as “Bacon and Ranch” and got WAY too excited.

The big picture though. It sends the message “We will catch you no matter what”.

In other deep thoughts, why did I waste all that money on door locks when nobody even breaks in?

I too have heard that this is something people tell to other people.

I thought maybe they were racing or something, but it looks like the motorcycle merges a few seconds into the video...

Tow truck drivers tend to come with cops right behind them though and the cops may ask questions you don’t want to answer. Like “How did you end up in that ditch and why does the 5 miles of tracks in the snow ending at your car preceding this scene look like someone’s been driving exuberantly?”

There’s a reason why recovery licenses are a thing. That’s an actual skill that your buddy with his dad’s tractor likely doesn’t possess. Call a real tow truck.

Fuck Donald Trump a million and half times. I hope pretending to be president ruins his life.

prediction: he will go on a record-low number of international trips, instead inviting foreign dignitaries to do state visits here (and stay at his hotel).

“He has not been a person to do staged events for the sake of doing staged events.”

A few months ago I said he’s borderline agoraphobic. He only stays at Trump Tower or Mar-a-Lago, only flies in his own plane (and returns to Trump Tower in said plane after every out of town engagement). Now he’s proving it.

Now I know where they got the idea for “The Excellent.”

My favorite thing about this election is that the same people who always bitched that Obama was soft on Putin are now enthusiastically supporting a guy who is openly sucking his dick. Excuse my language.

Seriously at this point how the fuck is this real life. It’s too much to absorb. Like my new reality has shifted too quickly and I can’t fucking handle it. If I had the money I seriously would just go and herd cows at this point. The world has gone fucking mad.

So we on the left are the patriots now and they’re the commie-loving traitors, right? Russia has taken over without firing a single shot and we are now a banana republic, being ruled by a puppet government. I can not comprehend what’s happening, I just can’t.