“That Russian aircraft carrier is under attack!”
“Negative, sir; it just does that.”
“Oh.”

Weren’t these actually unibody? Is that a separate bed, or has this been reduced to the stiffness of overcooked fettuccine?

Moisture farms!

Until the tank is punctured, at which point the liquid immediately and explosively vaporizes into a gas.

NP.

God is my lifejacket!

dude did it — got alrighty with the Almighty

WWJDrive?

But liberals are smug and condescending when they point out these people are idiotic fucknuts.

If you could find an Amphicar under $10k, it wouldn’t float, and probably wouldn’t run. What’s the going rate for a seaworthy* Amphicar, these days? $60k?

Amphicar. Made in Germany. “Walks” on water. Can baptize from the driver’s seat. Can’t find one for under $10K though.

I think this gif perfectly sums up how I feel about spending $6,000 on this death trap. Crack Pipe, by about $4,912.

The Briggs & Stratton purist in me says that a six-wheeled Briggs & Stratton has one too many wheels.

i knew this existed but never researched it more. Soooo AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

David, your mission should you choose to accept it, build a 6X6 Jeep using cheap Craigslist finds, because you need another non-running basket case in your life.

Yeah, I’d imagine the pillars are compromised and would not be as effective in the case of a rollover.

This ain’t right.

And by “right,” I don’t mean “accurate.” Because it’s definitely accurate.

i built an lego replica of his yard

Looks more trail ready and dependable than anything David Tracy is working on in his garage.