God is my lifejacket!

dude did it — got alrighty with the Almighty

WWJDrive?

But liberals are smug and condescending when they point out these people are idiotic fucknuts.

If you could find an Amphicar under $10k, it wouldn’t float, and probably wouldn’t run. What’s the going rate for a seaworthy* Amphicar, these days? $60k?

Amphicar. Made in Germany. “Walks” on water. Can baptize from the driver’s seat. Can’t find one for under $10K though.

I think this gif perfectly sums up how I feel about spending $6,000 on this death trap. Crack Pipe, by about $4,912.

The Briggs & Stratton purist in me says that a six-wheeled Briggs & Stratton has one too many wheels.

i knew this existed but never researched it more. Soooo AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

David, your mission should you choose to accept it, build a 6X6 Jeep using cheap Craigslist finds, because you need another non-running basket case in your life.

Yeah, I’d imagine the pillars are compromised and would not be as effective in the case of a rollover.

Probably a history repeating itself story. Lightning becomes Doc, has to teach some new kid how to race, etc..

This ain’t right.

And by “right,” I don’t mean “accurate.” Because it’s definitely accurate.

i built an lego replica of his yard

Looks more trail ready and dependable than anything David Tracy is working on in his garage.

The joke is going to be on you when they actually do call you back for an interview.

Why did they install a mailbox in the dash?

I liked it until the last picture when it became apparent the build manager just didn’t a shit and imported a Chinese knock-off of a late 60's Mustang instead of doing it himself.

You’d prefer that elected officials just lie at will with no one pointing it out?

it’s a level 11 model