Hey sweetie. Look around real quick. This is what poor life choices look like.

This is cringe worthy even without the trailer/trailer loading.

I go with Wilford Brimely. “No Pops, those are insulin syringes. Let me, umm, get them out of here. They’re probably collectors items.”

I hope my kids love me enough to do something like that for me someday. Seeing as how they are the reason why I don’t and probably won’t ever have my dream car. lol

Maybe if someone is starting an executive car & limo service...

A tinted bulb is not just as bright as the equivalent non tinted bulb. Jalopnik was the wrong place to post this.

A tinted bulb is not just as bright as the equivalent non tinted bulb. Jalopnik was the wrong place to post this.

I can’t see the video at work, but NO factory vehicle (that I’ve ever driven) allows you to keep the fog lights on with the high beams. It’s a legal thing (I forget what the law is exactly, but it basically doesn’t allow that combination to be a thing.)

I had to override the wiring on my old Outback to allow me to keep…

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Let me tell you a secret, little brother. Every single one of those pennies was, at one point, in my truck. You probably have some of my truck pennies in your pocket right now.

Once shots were fired, however, the station quickly cut to Rudy Giuliani at a conference.

Big deal, I built this thing out of lego when I was 4. Where’s my parade!?

This is a very interesting article about building your own coffin.

Sorry, looks like you need to post this to Factually:

“Jag-wire” too.

i like saying polestar as if it rhymes with molester

Pay’em nothing if they’re family ;)

Penske wanted $3k for a truck and car carrier. Fuck that.

Doing this stuff in this day and age with modern tech could be so wicked. cameras are small enough you could provide multiple camera views and you could totally do weaponry like the last gen nfs games with boosts and emp and spike strips.

To be honest, anything a Baby Boomer says to me is automatically suspect. You idiots spent 50 fucking years sucking off the system and giving nothing back. You've left us all with a hollowed out infrastructure and a flattened financial system. So thanks for that. Don't worry, though. Your kids will clean up your mess…

…and we all paid our fucking student loan bills, quietly without bitching (too much) about it.