2xBuick or Chevy V8 as a engine starter cart for the Lockheed SR-71:

It has to be the glorious V8 Chainsaw...

Chrysler Air Raid Siren, could be heard for 20 miles and Dude it has a Hemi

Its a buzzword associated with autonomous military aircraft and abused by the media to get ratings for any puff piece and filler story with a unmanned aircraft, autonomous or controlled, hobbiest or official. Now it gets overused and the uneducated associate two very different things as the same. This is the reason…

I've always found it kind of funny how any remote controlled aircraft is a drone in modern parlance. I remember FAO Schwartz selling remote control helicopters with cameras mounted on them in their catalogs back in the '90s, and nobody considered them anything other than a children's toy.

It looks like it hit someone else! Or rather, two other people:

guys fuck off I have to get these rockets to Ukraine ASAP

With the boner this just gave me I wont be able to leave my desk for the next 20 mins.

Push to Start ignition - It's fucking stupid. It's the brand-o cereal selection of automotive redesigns.

Here's a couple of other challenges that they can't overcome.

this of course reminded me of one of Louis CK's recent bits. "You can get from New York to Los Angeles in six hours. That used to take thirty years! And half of you would die along the way! You'd be a completely different group of people by the time you got there."

Like all improvements, this will first be a very expensive optional replacement...

Tires are mounted on backwards....

That thing is flat out dangerous however, its not the tech that scares me. Its that ridiculous face. Cars should not have a punchable face. We get enough of that from people. However, future Americans will probably love it provided the butt peg hole is the right size.

I'm not sure if it's funny, but I exhaled out of my nose with more force than usual.

This is actually false. In reality, these stones are achieved by inserting a lump of coal in my ass. Two weeks later, I shit it out and it forms these smooth, unique formations.

This is cool and all, but let me be the first to say fuck this thing.

Whose tank was it? Are the Russians taking the Humongous' advice and just walking away?

MFing YESSsS ! Just the right vehicle to haul around my giant L-shaped tetris piece! now this is what i call utility!

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