You lean it like a skateboard.

Kinda has an Opel GT flair to it:

There’s no way they would implement such a ban that would immediately and devastatingly crash the economy.  Right?  Right?!

Thanks for the heads-up. I should probably secure some land and start building my ‘fort’ this weekend.

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“I’m gonna go shalt my pants now.” -Torch

Nope, never uploaded one.

Good read here, Patrick.  I made it to the TorSen, and will read the rest later.  Several years ago I made a TorSen diff out of lego gears just to get a better sense of the mechanics of what is going on in there.  It was pretty cool and worked exactly as it should have.

In 1996 or so, a friend of mine told me his mom wanted to get rid of their old station wagon. It was a 1980 Pontiac Catalina Safari station wagon with the notorious Olds 350 Diesel. It had been sitting for about 5 years. I brought two good car batteries and got it to crank over, but wouldn’t start. I administered a…

Rainier is trademarked by GM, so no Jeep Rainier

I agree.  My first several vehicles in the late-1990s were decent sub $500 cars.

And even if they did see you, would you still be there?

Remember in 1995 when the state of Montana decided to change the speed limit to whatever is ‘reasonable and prudent’?  Yeah, those were good ol’ days.

You know what that $799 in 1980 also bought you? Freedom from a subscription. Buy it, install it, and own it.

“Why do they call them ‘Apple Jacks’ if they don’t taste like apples?” They just do, man. They just do.

That kid knows how big the back seat is.

I once got into a heated argument with my father-in-law about his new 2008 Pontiac G6 GTP. He kept talking about it being supercharged. Being unfamiliar and very doubtful, I looked it up. Nope, no supercharger.

Big sign on wall and also scrawled on the windows of a Jeep out front: “Free 50" tv with every purchase/lease!”

“Hey, you advertised that this 2018 Durango has a towing package, but it isn’t on the window sticker. Can you look and confirm?”

My 1953 Willys CJ3B Jeep has a vacuum operated driver’s windshield wiper. The passenger gets a lever to manually operate theirs. If it is raining you have two options: go and have no windshield wiper, or let off the gas and watch that baby wave. Of course I have no roof or doors, so driving it in the rain is something…