“When this baby hits LXXXVIII miles per hour...” doesn’t flow off the tongue quite as easily.

Spintires is wildly fun for what it is.  Even better with a gaming wheel and pedals.

He, himself, has thrown out the idea of serving beyond two terms over and over again.  He can’t leave soon enough.

Martial Law, not Marshall.

Good on you for doing the right thing and including your child’s other parent.

I’d like to send the nurse a check for $1000 and a big box full of sun-baked human excrement to the HOA.

As a bonus, if you leave your handheld device sitting in the sun next to this, the battery will overheat and explode thereby eliminating your need to charge anything.

As a bonus, if you leave your handheld device sitting in the sun next to this, the battery will overheat and explode…

Maybe he watched The Polar Express (frozen lake scene) too many times and thought it was real?

Reconfigure design to be open body to skirt NHTSA rules, then open secondary shell company to sell “accessories” that return its car-like glory.  To your second point, there’ll be enough unemployed people in this country in 6 months that I could produce them for next to nothing.

NEUTRAL: Buy Elio Motors for $1, hire all of the fellow engineers that I’ve worked with previously who can get stuff done, and start producing.

Except to verify that the car you’ve been lusting after doesn’t have some big stupid gargoyle jutting out of the console that jabs the side of your kneecap at all times (lookin’ at you 8th gen Honda Civic with your poorly placed e-brake handle) or that the headliner in the sunroof-equipped model doesn’t present a 1/2"…

NP if equipped with Euro “Mee mawww mee mawww” siren.  Otherwise, to the rubbish heap!

So how much can you modify and still call it whatever it started out as?

Not even close.

I once was in the grocery store and encountered ‘The Green Lady’. Every piece of clothing was green, her i, lipstick, and hair were green. But moreover, everything in her cart was green. green dish soap, a green mop, a watermelon, some scotch-brite pads, more green clothes, Once outside the store, I saw the most…

What portion, components, or fuck it - bolt, on that thing is 1936 Chevy?

Let me add the plethora of rental cars I have driven over the past 10 years.  Most had no simple way to turn the stupid screen off.

Torch is donating his swear jar contents to COVID-19 relief.

I predict that this ship will become full of COVID-19 patients in no time regardless.

One of my cars is 2 years old and has an infotainment screen. It can only be turned off by going through several levels of menus. Fuck that.