I’ve often thought about this idea.  It bears thinking about cost/benefit, but it might be feasible.

So, they would like to purchase the Supacat Jackal, then:

Does it come with the JC Whitney elite status Visa and the 4WD Hardware lifetime membership?  Those are transferrable, right?

This Farmall Super C has three wheels:

E-Li-Ion?

Exactly.  I’m a mechanical engineer.  Lets get together some investors and do this!

Should come with one of these for cleaning out the wheel wells:

I built a similarly shaped, but much smaller Electrathon car in high school for under $3500 that would go 50 miles on 12V deep cycle batteries.

My company uses them to engineer and build driver training simulators.

“...John Deere”.  MTD actually.

I visit Roush facilities in Livonia, MI often. They work on all types of vehicles and plenty of non-vehicles as well.

Someone needs to photoshop the Elio onto the Moeller Skycar that graces the cover of Popular Mechanics every 5-7 years.

Makes note to self to quit job and start designing a winter upgrade kit as soon as this fucker comes to reality.

I’d gladly replace my motorcycle with one of these for a work commuter. Build it, make it not suck, and I will buy!

I wasn’t thinking about or referring to black people.

“Useless...” I grew out of poverty (first person in my family to graduate from college) and am very successful. Financial aid programs for poor people helped me get there. I use my success to help plenty of people, both directly through personal assistance as well as through charitable giving to aid organizations. I…

I’ve personally known several welfare queens. Not a myth. Social parasites.

Obligatory:

I made it to the end of the section pertaining to Richard Parker. I feel for him. But at the same time I wonder how much money he spent on beer, cigarettes, gambling, cable TV, fast food, and other non-essentials as his debt ballooned. Maybe it was none, maybe it was a little, maybe it was a lot.

The key is unhinging your lower jaw, like a snake or a gulper eel.