It probably doesn’t matter much now, but I think your fire extinguisher was recalled: https://www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2017/kidde-recalls-fire-extinguishers-with-plastic-handles-due-to-failure-to-discharge-and

Would if I could remember. :)

“If you don’t agree to have the dealership apply Tru-Coat, we’ll kill this salesman.”

If he started screaming for help, you should have told him you’d have to check with the sales manager, and duck out for a 5 minute smoke.

I worked in the University Theatre in college. We got a new performing arts center my junior year complete with a three position orchestra pit that could be lowered for a pit, raised up to the house floor for extra front row seating, or raised fully to be a frontal extension of the stage. After it was installed, the…

Because they don’t want it to turn into the 1990 Renegade:

Third gear came out as trans.

Okay, I’ll bite. What portion, piece, or tidbit of this car is a 2002 Eclipse?

Bet this bitch is awesome in the snow.

I used to live near the East/West and North/South rail crossroads in Plymouth. I lived right in the inside corner (Adams Street and Junction Street) the SW quadrant. In order to get to work, I had to get to the NE quadrant + beyond by 30 miles. Sometimes I’d get blocked in to the north and the east, and the only major…

And all those tonka trucks that I smashed with my dad’s framing hammer and buried to hide the evidence.

We’ll see. She was hauled off in critical condition after they cut her out of the Escape. If she survives, I expect that she’ll face involuntary manslaughter charges.

Not sure if this counts, but here goes.

My 2009 Toyota Matrix had a non-adjustable intermittent wiper mode as well. Hated that.

Can you prove that the Volkswagen doesn’t? One has to figure that ketchup has been spilled on the seats at some point over its 13 year life.

I use a $5 pen gauge that I keep in my glovebox. The batteries never die and it never gets get torn off if I bash a curb.

I use a $5 pen gauge that I keep in my glovebox. The batteries never die and it never gets get torn off if I bash a…

After 9 years of working on mine/IED resistant vehicles at the US Army Tank Automotive R&D center, I call BS on this vehicle. I doesn’t have near the ground clearance nor does it have the required mass to survive even a weak underbody blast.

Preach Brother! What else do you have?