NHSTA is now going to mandate integration of up-view mirrors.

Fact: Half of all current Cimarron owners think it’s called a Cinnamon because that’s what the lady in the next trailer over told her.

This also gives credence to the theory that just because you’re in a bigass truck doesn’t mean you can’t be flipped over by a little car.

Don’t forget the SonoRamic Commando

This is more my kind of ‘Sober’:

When ya gotta go ya gotta go.

Screw beers! How many kidneys can it hold?

Screw beers! How many kidneys can it hold?

I don’t know that anybody wants to see the cop taking a shit, though.

Or a Plasan Sandcat or a Lenco Bearcat:

Dude. Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door is a GnR song. Everybody knows that! :p

Chorus was written and recorded in 1973 by Bob Dylan and Keith Secor (Old Crow Medicine Show) wrote the rest which was released in 2003. Darius Rucker released his cover in 2013 and gets all the credit.

Conspiracy Theory: The front face of the truck is actually an LRAD (acoustic weapon).

That was the ‘wurst.

As of the 2000 census, 10.9% of the city’s population identified as of Polish ancestry.

Dodgy? Sure! But Mopar to them. Whatever it takes to pickup sales.

I totally missed out on the Subaru SUS due to being a broke college kid at the time. I welcome my SUC overlords.

Watch it again. The truck doesn’t hit the bridge. It hits the giant steel tube frame that has been erected to protect the bridge. Also, if you watch other videos of this bridge, you’ll see that most drivers are going too fast to react/notice if they hit a chain-mounted clearance bar like the one in your picture.

Manihead, Headifold <- sound like nicknames for a foreskin

A small fleet of <$500 M-body Mopars got me through college and for a several years beyond in the snowy Upper Peninsula of Michigan (2X ‘86 Diplomats, ‘82 Fifth Avenue, ‘83 Fifth Avenue, ‘85 Gran Fury Cop Car). Sure, they were not sporty or fast. But I enjoyed the ability to blast through a 3' high snow berm left by…