Every time I see one of those, I think of the squashed cars on this page of Cars and Trucks and Things That Go:

Curious George and the High Tension Power Line: http://triggur.org/storytime/geor…

Somehow I have no memory of this. I know what I’m going to cue up on Netflix tonight. I thought of Hugh Jackman’s character in “Movie 43" when I saw it:

Dear God! What is that from?

Front overhang: 0.01 degrees. Rear overhang: 0.2 degrees.

That Fusion must be running a Tornado Air, water injection, a Fuel Shark, and a magnet on the fuel line to unleash enough power to keep up with that bike.

I suspect he used his pepper spray because he didn’t have enough ammunition to shoot and kill them all, which is what he really wanted to do.

One word. Latency. Acceptable in the air. Not acceptable when on the ground.

It probably turns somebody’s porch light on and off somewhere.

Towing? Towing? What’s a “this is not a minivan” minivan without it pulling a ginormous popup camper with six bicycles strapped to it’s roof, gently swaying its improperly-loaded/insufficient-tongue-weight ass down the freeway at 83mph?

Might be Joe Dirt’s lucky meteor: http://www.movpins.com/big/MV5BMTc2OD….jpg

Just in time for the Paul Reubens comeback with Pee-wee’s Big Holiday.

I sure wish they’d quit teasing us and build something like this already.

I’ve owned several M-body Diplomats, 5th Ave’s, and Gran Furys. They’re great cars that will really take a beating. Just add Gabriel Skyjackers (to assist the saggy rear leaf springs), replace the press-in lower ball joints, and throw a couple of ballast resistors in the glovebox (or upgrade to MSD) and you’re ready…

I ran across this on Hemmings a LONG time ago. Interesting that they are still sitting on it.

Do NOT take that thing through the automatic car wash. You’ll jam up their equipment.

I have always loved the sound of a Chrysler 440:

Kids racing => Remote kill switch. If my local shitty go-kart track can have it, so should the semi-professionals.