I think we need a precise count of the number of times it has at least one wheel off the ground. I see seven.

One is armored, the other isn’t. Either way, some dude on a camel somewhere is laughing his ass off.

This makes me want to pop up from my camping spot behind the hill at the end of the runway and fire a FGM-172 SRAW up it’s ass just like I used to do in “Battlefield 2”

Except that it isn’t, and it’s huge. It’s not at all related to the Bronco that we’ve been asking for.

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.

“And furthermore, ex-cop Vics are mostly purchased by greasy white trash guys who tailgate relentlessly because they think that everybody is going to be fooled into thinking that the dusty and dented Vic behind them is an actual cop car.”

Grilled pork chop. Period.

I’ve owned four M-body and three C-body V8 powered Chryslers from the 1960’s-1980’s. All seven of them had inverted air cleaner lids. My 440 powered 1969 Chrysler 300 had the best air sucking noise by far.

If that guy had ABS he would have eaten a tree. Fully locking braking system FTW.

I have hauled motorcycles, junked car parts, lawn mowers, a 600# welder, an entire wooden play structure, a 5’ snow plow, lumber, ATVs, and a bazillion other things on this trailer, many times for trips over 500 miles. https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B6cPZ-…, https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B6cPZ-…

I know you weren’t interested in a trailer, but this has kept me from needing a truck for over 10 years... http://www.northerntool.com/shop/tools/pro…

The recording of the Howard Stern show from 9/11 is very interesting to listen to and provides a raw, uncensored view of the happenings that day. The first news break starts at 2:10:40. It is on youtube here:

General Tire has a treadwear monitor built in on the Altimax RT43:

For a minute I thought you had that new ‘pcv-in-piston’ engine everybody’s been talking about.

That symbol means you need to change your genie’s adult diaper.

Hah, I remember reading that article when I was a little kid.

I say you wait and see what soldiers end up naming it. Good or bad, they’re the ones who will have to ride around and get shot at in the fucking things.

I learned to drive a stick in a 1972 Commando. It had the straight six and the removable hard top and a small snow plow. He traded an 8’ Meyer snow plow for it and never looked back. It was a great little truck.