Well, this article was shit. Thanks for writing it for him, fellow Jalop commenters!

Fox body Mustang? Flex? Are y’all high? Also, the Euro-spec Granada you pictured is probably a fine car. I’m sure the commenter was referring to this turd.

My guy, USA didn’t even “get” the somewhat more elegant global HR-V. You’ll get the USA angrier version of HR-V.

You’ll get an HR-V and you’ll shut your whore mouth.

I have one of these. They are fantastic. Aluminum Models start at $6k. All have the same motor and power. Ride with your normal amount of effort but go further,faster or easier and more fun.You really need to ride one to understand who cool they are. Mine weighs 28 pounds and has a range of about 80 miles. Average…

Even Toyota can’t fix Subaru.

“- must have little to no packaging”

Toyota still makes the best cars and trucks out there though. They’ll be fine. 

It is the only reason they are down. I am shopping for a car right now and stopped by my Toyota dealer last night. They are basically a used car lot. The only thing on the lot was a new TRD Avalon.

I do freelance artwork and get paid in installments as the pages progress. If I’ve finished what I have been paid for then I stop that project and then move onto another one until that first person pays me for the next chunk of pages to be done. Then I get back onto their job until the next time their money is due.

They really are just a gang with a badge.

I work with extremely rich boomer car guys every single day, and I firmly believe that a good 50-60% of them would fail to see the issue with this. I know the shop was emailing this guy constantly to try and get payment from him, they probably called him multiple times, but he didn’t recognize the number so he just…

Well, rules are different for the Mob.

Did I miss something?  Does the concept of “jurisdiction” just not exist anymore?  How the hell do California cops have any authority to do anything in Indiana?

Give me the story where the robot from 4 becomes self-aware and then it can have a training montage to make sure it’s the plucky upstart AI that gets to subjugate humanity instead of Siri!

I am extremely interested to know exactly how crass this depiction of a Russian raised in Ukraine and his former Soviet father will be considering the current conflict. Last we checked, they were both desperate to help Ivan get back into the good graces of the Russian government while being exiled to Ukraine.

You guys get so screwed over with lottery wins. Up here in Canuck-land lottery wins are tax free & there’s no payout over time vs lump sum nonsense. You take what the pot it.

Aaaagreed! They all be like 

It makes me irrationally furious that the Colorado looks so much better than the Silverado, again.

I can’t wait for the overly busy and try hard styling fad to die.