The only people partying in 1776 were the British...the Patriots were getting their asses kicked. The Americans lost the battle of Quebec with the continental army getting driving back over 200 miles from Montreal to Ticonderoga. Washington’s army was forced out of New York by the British in late summer/early fall…

“I asked a question, and someone answered! Punish them! I conceded and they let me! Punish them!”

You mean Drownball

More like this:

Later that night they planned to burn a large wooden T on someone’s lawn. To let them know it was the Tennis team.

Look at him, he runs like a Welshman! Doesn’t he? Doesn’t he run like a Welshman?

And Democrats do not care about people who vote Democratic.

I’m not sure if we will ever get out of single digits.

It rhymes with graycism

Don’t get me started on my sister, mainly because anything I’d say would somehow get back to her. She is the devil Thoughts & Prayers

Damn, and here I thought bringing this light skinned baby along to a high stakes park heist would have been the perfect cover.

Foiled again by these observant white people.

A good a place as any to post one of my favorite passages:

The best part about PA-7: Wild was encouraged to leave the race by the DCCC. Morganelli (who is both publicly and privately an asshole) was their choice and he went down. I’m not as high on her as most, but she was a hell of a better candidate than he was.

It’s always funny to me that for all the hate they spew in the media, Trump and the Neocon DNC have the same objective with respect to dealing with actual progressives: ignore, deny, demoralize.

Never understood why anyone changes their name in marriage at all. My wife didn’t change hers, neither did my mom, so maybe I’ve got a warped perspective on this.

It’s not like she said everyone is getting 40 kilos and a drug mule.

Have you ever manslaughtered? Because let me tell you, the number one thing you need after taking another human’s life through carelessness and rank stupidity is a crisp chardonnay.

This. I run Spiteful Priest, and even that isn’t enough to tackle this bullshit, because you can’t silence the Skull, and carrying an ooze for that 1/10+ battle just doesn’t make sense to me.

It’s cards like this that caused me to quit a while back. I was RUNNING this deck and kicking ass with it when I realized the game just wasn’t fun anymore. I used to make decks that would be fun to pull off a fun trick but every other deck was something like this. Very concentrated tournament decks at EVERY skill…

This sounds very similar to the hatred of Zur Commander decks in Magic. By turn 5 you have an unblockable flying 6/7 with indestructable on the board that only gets stronger and only needs to do 20 damage to win. And it takes literally no skill to run because Zur does all the work.