With as retarded of a list of wants as he has, this is the only suitable option.

I owned a 1988 Subaru XT6... the 6-cylinder variant. 4WD, 5-speed manual. FUN car.

Lots of fun to play drunk, too!

I had this game growing up, thank you so much for reminding me of this game. Certainly on my shopping list now

We had that as kids it was fun to through the puncture card on my brother.

Sun’s Out, Guns Out!

Bullshit asshole, no one likes the tuna here!

You never had me. You never had your car.

Small town driver’s ed was the most perfect extension of my small town high school life. Probably weird to my friends who grew up in actual cities, though.

Shut the fuck up Donnie

My padre dropped that floatation collar from his DC-4 as captain of Naha Rescue One. He was on emergency alert in Okinawa that day. Gemini 8 gets my vote. Here’s my dad’s story: American Heritage Magazine, December 1992

Was going to say the same thing.

You got my vote before I even read the story. XT!

Back in 2003 I had a 1987 Subaru XT Turbo. Like this, only white over gray:

My step dad had some kind of old home made RV and we had planned to visit Canada from New-Brunswick to Manitoba.

How about one that can do both?

I’m going to be honest - I don’t like that, but I’m really glad some still exist because they’re certainly unique. Good job keeping an obscure piece of history alive.