The Dude’s 1973 Ford Gran Torino from The Big Lebowski.

Mitsubishi Eclipse.

Ooh, that reminds me of the tv show “Viper.”

A mallet.

The Jeep Cherokee. I’m not saying it’s a good car or a good looking car... but the change from 2018 to 2019 turned it from hideous to somewhat normal looking.

A Mercedes S-class.

Gigantic touch screens that replace physical buttons.

Wheels (and the tires that are attached to them).

I personally have no opinions on the color green. Kermit the Frog did say it’s not easy being green, though.

Utah.

That is correct. My go-to strategy to get a good start in the game was to buy one of the Toyota AE86 models, run out the mileage immediately, and put in the NA I4 engine swap. It pushed you up to around 300hp for about the same cost as the second-level tune that normally would put you at around 150. That was enough to…

It’s a tossup between Tokyo Xtreme Racer Zero and Tokyo Xtreme Racer 3 for the PS2. 3 takes more strategy and is tougher to beat, but Zero is great for a lot of mindless fun- just tune the cars up to ridiculous horsepower and go really fast.

Dodge Charger.

Bingo.

Does he overnight parts from Japan so you can decimate all?

For my wife’s car that was sold by a brand that has left the US market and never really did well here to begin with, but is still alive and kicking in the rest of the world and selling cars by the millions... RockAuto.

My first car was a powder blue 1990 Nissan Stanza. It was decently fun, it had the 2.4l engine shared with the pickup truck and 240sx and had plenty of torque. I do still have a soft spot for that car though I’m not sure I’d get another one if the opportunity came up.

I see what you did there.

Drive behind a snowplow.

If you live somewhere that gets snow you need AWD/4WD.