Taco night was rough this week.

In the midnight hour she cried More, More, More Crack Pipe.

People acted like I was insulting their mother if I tried to suggest they buy a Ram with a V6.

Coming from someone who spent 6 years on the sales floor... no.

That 4cyl engine makes more torque than many older V8s as well. For example the 5.3l you’ll find in the older model Silverados many people will trade in for these trucks made 325lb-ft.

Can’t wait to hear the salesmen at our Chevrolet store trying to sell these. I was on the floor when Ram came out with the Pentastar V6 and that was bad enough.

If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

This is newsworthy? There are names written in tar ALL OVER my neighborhood. I can think of at least 4-5 off the top of my head and I often don’t even notice them anymore.

Don’t start up with your white zone shit again.

The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

Though it does bring up why were they done in the first place?

I dunno, at close to 10 grand I think I could do better. For example this 1JZ-GTE equipped one is on sale for $5700 (before shipping and customs, of course).

They do. People refuse to use it.

Ram is still going to produce the regular cab truck. It’s just temporarily unavailable while they retool the Warren plant for the new body style. Regular cabs were formerly built in Mexico but now they’re moving production back to Michigan.

Right, if you need to seat multiple people as well as tow and haul.

Back when I was still on the sales floor we’d do “training walkarounds” of the new cars once a week. This was to familiarize the salesmen with the vehicles- our team was a mix of new guys who just didn’t know anything and old-school car salesmen who didn’t give two shits about anything but their paycheck and didn’t…

Neutral:

Boeing alone is losing about $20 billion in contracts.

100% reliable? You can 100% rely on it breaking down.

It’s a sad excuse for a trombone.