Can’t wait to hear the salesmen at our Chevrolet store trying to sell these. I was on the floor when Ram came out with the Pentastar V6 and that was bad enough.

If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

This is newsworthy? There are names written in tar ALL OVER my neighborhood. I can think of at least 4-5 off the top of my head and I often don’t even notice them anymore.

Don’t start up with your white zone shit again.

The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

Though it does bring up why were they done in the first place?

I dunno, at close to 10 grand I think I could do better. For example this 1JZ-GTE equipped one is on sale for $5700 (before shipping and customs, of course).

They do. People refuse to use it.

Ram is still going to produce the regular cab truck. It’s just temporarily unavailable while they retool the Warren plant for the new body style. Regular cabs were formerly built in Mexico but now they’re moving production back to Michigan.

Right, if you need to seat multiple people as well as tow and haul.

Back when I was still on the sales floor we’d do “training walkarounds” of the new cars once a week. This was to familiarize the salesmen with the vehicles- our team was a mix of new guys who just didn’t know anything and old-school car salesmen who didn’t give two shits about anything but their paycheck and didn’t…

Neutral:

100% reliable? You can 100% rely on it breaking down.

It’s a sad excuse for a trombone.

(insert sad trombone here)

And the Durango’s Chrysler stablemate, the Chrysler Aspen. To try to make it ride better than the Durango they just softened the suspension a bunch, so it rocks and tilts all over the place. We used to drive them across the lot at slow speed and start pumping the brakes and laugh as the Aspen’s face bobbed toward the…

Should’ve used shoes.

Fuck, I need to fix my Pulsar.

I think I’m due for a new set of muffler bearings now that you mention it. Getting some exhaust rattle noise from under the car.