I'm fortunate enough to not have any truly awful travel stories, but I had to come here to post this:

Also known as the car Manfred Mann was singing about when he said "Wrapped up like a douche."

DON'T TOUCH THAT! That's my lunch!

Audi Quattro - the first AWD car to compete in professional rallying.

Don't forget the engine. Paying someone to do a Hemi swap is fuggin' expensive.

They've got it all wrong, the average Bentley customer uses one of these:

Can't believe nobody has mentioned it yet.

I hate having to deal with the airlines. I live in a city without a hub airport which means flying most places is a pain in the ass. If it's under 500 miles it actually takes the same amount of time or less to drive, having to deal with connecting flights and all.

Neutral: Driving, since I don't get any time off for Thanksgiving other than the day itself and my nearest family is 400 miles away. So we're having dinner with friends who live 30 minutes away.

On this day in 1993, Toyota and General Motors sign an historic agreement: Beginning in 1996, GM will offer its bestselling Chevy Cavalier, refitted with right-hand drive, for sale in Japan. The Cavalier was one of the first American automobiles to hit the Japanese market.

The minutes hand is for timing your 0-60 run, hour hand is for the quarter mile.

Voyager is currently cruising along just shy of 40,000 mph, and it got there atop a hydrogen-fueled rocket.

You see the aftermath (and backstory) of these kind of things semi-regularly on /r/hookit and /r/justrolledintotheshop. 9/10 times it's a drunk driver. They either hit another car or whack a curb and just keep on going, oblivious. The running of red lights in that video supports this theory.

Jeez, could've at least washed it first.

Right, but they haven't outright forbidden it. I know some stealerships will still try.

How much bling does it have? All the blings, or just some of them?

Now the question is, how long before you can actually walk into a dealership and see one?

Exactly. So what AutoNation is offering is the ability to find a car online, reserve the price, put a hold on it with a credit card, and go in and pick up the car.

Other info that can be gleaned from the less-is-more ad is that the car runs great, has a stick, and is clean inside and out. The seller avers that you should come to Philly and check it out. If you were so inclined to do so you might get a look at the interior, which is masked in the pics by window tint darker than a…