Man. Reading about it needing tires made me think of this car book I had as a kid that said the Pantera takes "the widest tyres Pirelli make."

I've worked for a dealer group for 7 years, 6 of them in sales. In that time, do you know how many phone calls/sales I've heard of us getting from the plate frames? One. It was a person complaining about someone using one of our dealer plates driving like a maniac. (Our general manager)

The worst are the assholes who try to block people from passing in the lane that's closing. On a road trip last year I was stuck in construction traffic over a mile before a merge point and was cruising along in the lane that was going to close. I saw a car inching out of the line and as I got close they swerved…

Use the zipper merge. When approaching a lane closure, take turns. One person in the open lane goes, followed by one person in the closing lane, then one in the open lane, and so on. Ze Germans are masters at this and lane closures on Ze Autobahn cause a LOT less traffic backup than they do on US highways.

Partial Orlove.

Reverse: $2,000 reasonably well spent

We're fully in agreement there.

Please note I am not trying to be a jerk, because I don't know if it's possible to say this over the internet without sounding like a jerk. I'm just trying to be informative.

Never, NEVER lease if you know full well you're going to go over mileage. I see posts on Reddit's Ask Car Sales sub pretty much every day where people have gone drastically over mileage and are trying to find ways to get out of paying the fees, and the common denominator is that this will cost you a LOT of money no…

Dodge Ram with the 5.9 Cummins diesel.

I felt compelled to use the Bad Pun Dog meme because it was a pretty bad pun.

Semi-off topic but I just realized as I was walking my dog the other day that my local police department uses the generic graphics that Ford uses for all the promo photos of the Explorer Police Interceptor.

To help you understand why I say this, I present to you a hypothetical situation. Say you just purchased a brand-new 2014 Jetta. I don't know why you did this. You don't know why you did this. Maybe you have a family member who works at the Volkswagen dealership, and they're doing a special this month where the guy…

I spent 6 years as an internet sales manager (now I run our whole dealer group's internet sales department) and this attitude is bound to fail you in the long run, and here's why. If you refuse to answer the broker (or a customer using the same tactics) you have one possible outcome: they buy a car somewhere else.

The Chrysler TC by Maserati.

Airlines have been running transatlantic on 757's for quite a while now. Same fuselage cross-section.

I'm in Pittsburgh. CarSense has two locations here. I actually got in touch with you a few months ago- mentioning if you ever have a Chrysler/Jeep/Dodge customer in my area I'd be happy to help out.

These guys have a location a mile from my office. I hear they're dicks to their employees- we've "stolen" quite a few of their salespeople.

I was just going to post this. Exact same photo too.