This doesn’t count, but when I saw the Last Jedi, when the Resistance ship goes light speed through the First Order, it was dead silent when one dude let out an Ohhhhhh Fuuuuuucccckkk.

Dee Brown begets Luther Head

I don’t know what the hell is up with getting the gif to load right

C’mon, it’s time to break the “B” cycle. There’s only one QB for the Jags

Maybe she just wanted to be near the flying trapeze place.

That’s chapter 4 of Art of the Deal, right?

Marie Kondo doesn’t get mad.  She just waits until you no longer spark pleasure.  Then she erases you.

Marie Kondo doesn’t get mad.  She just waits until you no longer spark pleasure.  Then she erases you.

We at Disney do not condone Gunn’s past behavior, and have terminated him as director of Guardians 3.

For me, that game is Enter The Gungeon. I have about 700 hours across Steam and Xbox One. I can beat it pretty much every time, but it’s still fun to play a few runs.

You know it’s bad when you make Mike Milbury look good by comparison. At the first intermission he was asked “any advice for Kendall?” His response was, “Nope, she’s doing great.”

No, that was Marilyn Manson. You know, the kid from the Wonder Years.

I think you meant Nine Inch Nails

Personally, “Because You Loved Me” is Annie Lennox’s most overrated song.

They also drive around with their headlights off and kill whoever flashes their brights at them.

Admit it, this entire article was just a way for you to deploy the “lame ducks” line you’ve been holding on to.

I’d watch that.

I don’t have the research chops to figure this out, but I’d like to know whether or not the conventional wisdom that forwards drop off at 30 is actually true (or still true given better conditioning and nutrition).

*reads ears section*...hehe. Dumbasses.

Matt Brewing is Sarnac, right? If so, it’s not surprising that they’d make “meh” beers.