Christmas Prince is amazing.  My wife and I got more A-level mocking material out of that than anything else we’ve ever seen.

The sports beat shitheads got nothing on the nazi ladies.

I want to believe it’s the blue eyes thing.  In 2018 that’s as good as having actual evidence.

pre-Mary Jane Watson Emma Stone

The second one wasn’t good, so how good would a third one be?

Who said anything about online?

I listen to (white) Yinzers shitting all over Bell, but you can’t fault him or the club. Despite the Steelers being ruthless when it comes to their players’ contracts, the current CBA really fucks over RBs like Bell.

I can see how skating face-first into someone’s shoulder would hurt.

If Clay has caught it, he better have zigzagged to screw up the defenders.

Gaffette?

Cocaine.

Or an animated Other Space?

Where’s the “White Dudes Make Fun Of Shitty Movies” category?  There’s about 100,000 nominees to choose from.

I wish he would write some songs about California.

The Cardinals have a long standing tradition of bringing in washed up Steelers.

Thot provoking interview from Ellen.

“Jaguars games are the only ones televised in the Bad Place because they suuuck!”

My dad is an old school “act like you’ve been there” dudes. Me, I think that shit is hilarious.

Massively underrated comment

Bortles isn’t a failed QB, he’s pre-successful