“You crashed your jet ski into a manatee?”

You should rename this feature: “Savage Quarterback Performance Of The Week.”

God I hate Mark Madden. And yet, I listen to Mark Madden. I am shit.

I’m just going to post this every Jag Junction:

Agreed. It’s nice to be excited to get In-N-Out when traveling to California, then not particularly caring for it once I finally have it, then repeating the cycle every couple years.

I can’t wait until there’s only one more sleep ‘till Christmas.

Crap, I meant Wyoming.

Rosen (personality) and [Wyoming QB Josh] Allen (level of competition) also come with questions.

+1 flashback to shitty lunches at the King of Prussia mall.

Giordano’s has only 50 or so locations and is too local(ish) to fit this category.

I stopped reading after the first few sentences. I hope the dinner party was good.

God forbid our entertainment gets too entertaining.

I usually get off at Armfart Station and transfer over to the blue line.

I thought for sure McDavid was offside on that goal. Nope, he’s just that fast.

It’s in the basement of the Alamo.

Take away all the baggage angst you want, it still doesn’t matter. The real aggravation comes from half the plane standing up the SECOND the plane stops moving at the gate. Now I got Clint’s saggy asshole in my face for 10 minutes because he has to stake his claim to the aisle, nervously pacing, all just to go in…

“@cowboys. Psst! Over here!” - @_RobertoAguayo

He’s just mad that JuJu didn’t play hide-and-seek with him.

I’m not saying Lovie was all that great,

I went on a ghost hunting thing at some old sanitarium with some friends who were way more into it than I was. I didn’t believe in ghosts, and I still don’t, but I definitely saw one.