I grew a beard so I wouldn’t have to shave as much, but unfortunately I still need to shave my most dreaded spot: the neck. I have some seriously thin skin on either side of my adam’s apple that gets chewed the fuck up no matter what I do.

I’d say it’s more like the end of Chain of Command. 

Yep, lots of drinking.

The only time I’m ever around a Chick-Fil-A is on Sundays. That shit pisses me off.

Their fries are great for the first 2 minutes they’re out of the fryer. Then they’re fine. The burgers are good, but nothing tremendous. Nevertheless, I always want to get In-and-Out whenever I go to California.

Oh no, whatever will we do without Martavis Bryant’s prodigious receiving numbers?

Everything flowed from the Giants’ use of the 12 personnel package, which features one running back, two tight ends, and two receivers. The vast majority of the NFL, including the Giants up to this point, primarily uses the 11 personnel

When the Purge starts, I want my daughter to be extra stabby.

Yeah, the food is very good. Decent beer selection, too.

We go down to Orlando each year from Pittsburgh, and I’ve found taking Spirit out of Latrobe is a great way to get down there. For me, its only about 10 minutes further to drive there than PIT, it’s a direct flight, the airport is tiny (so quick through security, basically no walk to get from security to the gate,…

That model doesn’t work in the NHL. I don’t think that’d work on the roads.

What person has verbally said the name “LeBron” the most number of times since LeBron James was born in 1984? One would assume it would be his mom or one of his close friends or mentors, but I could see a broadcaster, podcaster, or hardcore Cavs fan topping the list. Who would you guess?

Plus, if you’re at a Bills game, the tailgate argument will end with someone getting powerbombed off of their F-150.

The delicious part.

there’s still some growing pains

I hear that the Zetchum sauce is really good.

“As God is my witness, that man is DEAD.”

Go read a Jalopnik article about an 80's VW and picture the aliens being like that but for old starships.

It was both.

I tried that on Amazon Music and it gave me “Woo Hoo” by the 5.6.7.8's (that one song from Kill Bill). Not complaining.